baliset:

ain’t no party like a Gatsby party because a Gatsby party don’t stop until at least two people are dead and everyone is disillusioned with the jazz age as a whole

(via eyesonfiiire)

I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that

(via eyesonfiiire)

psyshocks:

sometimes when i drop something i’ll just stand there and groan until someone picks it up for me

(Source: sfux, via andshecallsmesweetheart)