" Maybe Harry Potter’s real and you’re not. "
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worthyourweightinfanfiction:

circumcisions:

loudmouthed:

i wanna hav s*x

sax? ha ha right on

hit it bill 

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I did not have saxual relations with that woman

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relahvant:

javvn:

thetweedavenger:

officialasparagus:

javvn:

vaticancameos221bbakerstreet:

javvn:

Biscuits and gravy are delicious

Why would you eat gravy with biscuits?!?!

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why wouldnt i

finally it’s the british people who don’t get it

I’M SORRY BUT THAT IS NEITHER BISCUITS NOR GRAVY?!?!

why is this happening

this website is a mess

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I spent 5000 years laughing at this guy’s celebration

onthesideoftheotters:

crazypeoplejail:

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help me I can’t stop laughing

DID HE JUST RUN ALL THE WAY TO THE SEATS TO CLAP FOR HIS TEAM OMFG

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thirstlou:

remember when u were 9 and u were carrying ur little razor scooter and it would hit ur achilles and it felt like the earth was collapsing

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jakemalik:

everyone stop fighting

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just stop it

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leave it to the cute little puppies

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