paynefullygay:

once we’ve had a conversation in all caps we’ve become best friends

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jasmine-blu:

i want my nipples to be hearts

is that so much to ask

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odannygirl7:

mrransomm:

dingoinnuendo:

ok what i want is a klondike bar commercial where they get like a 5 year old girl with pigtails jumping rope in a pink skirt and say ‘what would you do for a klondike bar’ and the girl stares at the camera and it zooms in really close and she whispers ‘id kill a man’

then at the end of the commercial there’s a flash of her eating a klondike bar.

And the camera is angled like it’s been dropped on the floor but is still recording.

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